Seriously, the press just can’t stop speculating on Mourinho becoming the new England manager. I guess I will join them now. Todays new step on getting the handsome Portuguese coach comes from his personal advisor, who states that he is not contacting the FA but if someone called him, he would consider the option seriously. Oh Jose, stop being so difficult!

The man would really be a good match as England’s boss. He has done a good job there already with Chelsea, loves England, so this would be a nice fit. But he doesn’t want to appear too easy, after all what team likes to marry and easy boss? (!!!)

“It would be an honour,” said Parames, his personal advisor. “He likes English football, the people, the country and the players.

“It’s something he’d consider but he’s not trying to get the FA’s attention.”

Alright, now let’s stop with the charm me here, charm me there. Someone please take a step forward.

And while we wait, you can sign the Petition to get the Portuguese man back with a job in England.