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World Cup 2018 goes to Russia. Qatar will host 2022.
So the verdict is out. “For 2018 and 2022 we go to new lands, because the FIFA World Cup has never been in eastern Europe or the Middle East.” says FIFA’s president Joseph Blatter. Yeah, we’ll pretend that is the reason since there is absolutely nothing one can do about it. And I say this ...
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June 25: Portugal 0 v 0 Brazil – the biggest sheit.
My goodness! What a huge sheits of a match. I probably spent a lot of dollars texting my brother all my curse vocabulary. Our midfield was plain boring and numb. Julio Batista, Felipe Melo, Gilberto Silva and Dani Alves (Brazil’s surprise card) left the ability to create decent plays somewhere very far from the pitch. ...
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World Cup Injuries: Rio Ferdinand out. Drogba possibly out.
It’s not like I didn’t tell the world. After Ballack’s injury, today there was sad news that Rio Ferdinand is leaving the English squad due to a left knee injury, after a challenge with Emile Heskey during England’s first training session. Tottenham’s Michael Dawson will take his place and Steven Gerrard will now become captain. ...
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So what’s up with the Jabulani?
I’ve been hearing players complain about the World Cup’s official ball, Adidas’ Jabulani, for over a week. All of those complains, however, are coming from goalkeepers, who think the ball is too light and too fast. Forwards, on the other hand, tend to love the ball for the same reasons just mentioned. So what is ...
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Alexandre Pato and Sthefany Brito get a divorce.
What happens when a 19 year old superstar footballer weds a 22 year old TV actress and makes her move to Italy? Divorce in 9 months. Thank the Football Gods, without any babies. The issue is, since his injury he has been doing a lot of partying along team buddy Ronaldinho. He’s also been depressed ...
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World Cup 2014: Excuses For Corruption
Article written by my brother, Limonada. A major Brazilian newspaper announced today that the Morumbi Stadium in São Paulo will not be hosting the opening game of the 2014 World Cup, or any other game for that matter. After a long battle between FIFA and São Paulo FC (who owns the stadium) regarding the renovation ...
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Adriano. Lazy Ass MTF.
Really, only in Brazil this sort of shit happens. And it kills me. Adriano, who has the right to practice whenever his royal ass feels like, hasn’t showed up in Flamengo for the past 9 days. He got two days off before joining Seleção to play Ireland on March 2nd, got back to Brazil on ...
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Oh sheits… World Cup 2010 will bankrupt me!
I am starting to plan the trip to South Africa. Fun fun fun! Brazil will play first two games in Johannesburg (Korea DPR and Ivory Coast) and then off to Durban (to play Portugal). All that is very exciting… until you actually start bumping into prices. I already have the tickets to follow Brazil… but ...
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Ronaldinho back to being amazing?
Seriously, I cannot believe this guy. Is the World Cup really the only thing that motivates him to do what he just did yesterday? Whatever it is… I like it. Watch below all the goals from AC Milan 4 – 0 Siena.
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Photo: Italy and Netherlands new kit
Really Italy? It’s like a superhero suit! Thanks to CalcioItalia and FootballShirtCulture